Unmentionables Writing Lab

Have you seen those cringy American Idol auditions where a contestant bombs, then tearfully tells Randy and Simon their mom thinks they have incredible talent? It’s painful to watch their faces fall at Randy’s “It’s a no for me, dawg” and getting scarred for life by Simon’s callous cruelties.

Where can you get professional feedback on your writing that’s neither your mom giving you high-fives for mediocrity, nor elitist assholes tearing down your work?

I’m not your mom. And I’m not Simon. I’m half Ted Lasso, half Coach Beard. I can help you take your writing from meh to full-body-fuck-yes!